A very talented actress

For some strange reason, my email is still connected to the general email box of my old pr firm, and though I always mean to shut it off, (especially with so many people wanting to enhance my size so I can satisfy my woman) I never have. Hence, some of the legit letters I get are really amusing. And some are really sad. Here's one I go this morning.

Hello,

My name is N----- M---- and I am currently in search of an publicist. I recently relocated to California to further my acting career. I will try not to take up too much of your time so I will just get straight to the point. I'm 14 years old and I am an entrepreneur. Quite simply I'm trying to brand myself. Now I know your thinking what does this little girl know about branding? Well I know that I'm a talented actress and I am very marketable. Below I have listed the link to my Imdb and by all means please google me to see if I might be of some interest to your company.

www.imdb.com/name/nm-------

I look forward to hearing from you,

N---- M----

Attached are two photos of a very pretty young girl with plucked eyebrows and professionally-applied highlighter. She's pouting at the camera provocatively. She's 14. I want to say "Have you heard of Britney Spears? Where are your damn parents?"