Mamma: I've been on your blog.
Mamma: I've seen what you wrote.
Mamma: I do look at it sometimes...and it's snowing here.
Me: Oh good.
Mamma: I don't read the things you copy from other people. Just the things you write.
Me: Oh, why?
Mamma: Well because it's usually from the English papers and I've seen it already.
Me: Try to read the Updike thing on Church because it's really good.
Mamma: Well, if I don't have anything better to do tomorrow, I might.
Did I mention that I love my mamma?